Casablanca Grand Hotel: Your Arabian Nights Await in Saudi Arabia!
Casablanca Grand Hotel: My Arabian Nights… with a Few Sandstorms (and Maybe Some Magic!)
Okay, alright, let's be honest. The Casablanca Grand Hotel: Your Arabian Nights Await in Saudi Arabia! – the name alone, dripping with promise, right? I’m talking all the shimmering carpets, sultry desert breezes, and… well, we'll get to the sandstorms later. I just spent a week there, mostly to escape the November grayness, and I’m here to spill the (perfectly brewed) tea.
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First Impressions & the Accessibility Angle – Hold on, is that a Ramp or a Runway?
Getting there was a breeze… relatively. The airport transfer was slick, the valet parking even slicker. Seriously, these guys could’ve given James Bond a run for his money (the cars looked that good). First off, accessibility is seriously important to me, and the hotel, thankfully, delivered. The elevator was readily available (a godsend considering my luggage situation and sometimes a little knee pain!), and there were no weird little steps or awkward doorways. They've clearly put some thought into Facilities for disabled guests. The corridors felt wide enough for a small parade. I didn't need a wheelchair, but I love to see places making the effort and, honestly, it made everything feel more open and welcoming even for a perfectly able-bodied person like me.
The Promise of the Pool: A Glimmer of Paradise… and a Splash of Reality
Okay, the swimming pool [outdoor] is a selling point, and it’s GORGEOUS. Seriously, Instagrammable material, people. The pool with view was actually pretty amazing – think palms swaying, that gorgeous azure water…. and a sneaky glimpse of someone’s questionable tan on the deck! I spent a good chunk of my time there – it was a great place to chill out in the sun. I may or may not have accidentally napped, drooling subtly over a magazine. Oh, and they have a poolside bar, so…need I say more?
The Spa: Where My Inner Queen Emerged (Briefly)
So, about that Spa/Sauna… I may have gone a little overboard. The Body wrap was amazing – I felt like I was being swaddled in silk. The Massage was… well, let's just say my shoulders haven’t felt that relaxed in years. They also have a sauna and steamroom, Which I obviously had to check out. So many hot, sexy, sweaty options! They even offer Foot baths. It was decadent. Pure indulgence. If I'm being brutally honest, I think I spent nearly half my stay trying to reach peak spa zen. I almost succeeded. Almost. There was the minor issue of me accidentally setting off the water fountain with my over-enthusiastic foot movements, but… details!
Eating My Way Through the Arabian Nights (and Battling the Buffet)
Look, food is important. Especially when there are promised Arabian nights! The hotel had a ton of options. The Restaurants were varied, from the more formal-sounding à la carte in restaurant experiences to the more casual Snack bar or Poolside Bar. Then there's the Buffet in restaurant. (And, oh boy!)
I have a love-hate relationship with hotel buffets. On one hand, I love that wide variety and all the options. On the other, I have the impulse to eat ALL THE THINGS, which usually results in post-buffet regret. Not this time, though! They offered everything! There was international cuisine in the restaurant, with some seriously delicious curries. I’m not usually a “soup person,” but their soup in restaurant was incredible. Truly life-changing. Oh! And there are desserts! My teeth may have hurt a little bit from the sheer sugar explosion, but it was worth it. And the Asian cuisine in restaurant and Vegetarian restaurant options were a very welcome change from the usual, which I appreciated. They also had Breakfast [Buffet]. Honestly, I had way too much coffee. But hey, that's what holiday is for, right?
There was a Coffee shop, which was my salvation on several mornings. I may have consumed enough coffee to make a small planet spin.
The Room: My Little Oasis (and Wi-Fi Woes…)
My room was… okay. It had Air conditioning, which was a must-have. The Extra long bed was great. The Bathtub was perfect for soaking away the aches of sightseeing and spa-ing (is that even a word?). They also had good Towels. And Bathrobes! So much luxury. It was a solid room, well-appointed, with all the expected amenities: air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, wi-fi [free], window that opens.
But… the Wi-Fi [free] was… iffy. It cut out a few times. I'm not sure if it was the local sandstorms, or the amount of people connected. I’m not sure. Let's say that it wasn't as reliable as I wanted it to be (and I really wanted it to be). I may or may not have huffed and puffed a bit about it on more than one occasion. Thankfully, the internet access – LAN option was available.
Cleanliness & Safety: Keeping it Spick and Span (Mostly)
Okay, I'm a bit of a germaphobe, and I was slightly nervous about travel during this time. I was relieved to see all the Anti-viral cleaning products in action. They have a plethora of Hand sanitizer stations strategically placed around the hotel. Plus, they were doing Daily disinfection in common areas and have Hygiene certification, so it felt like they were taking it seriously and that was important. They also have Rooms sanitized between stays and Room sanitization opt-out available. Also, they had Safe dining setup, no need to worry about that as well.
There were a myriad of Safety/security feature, and I appreciated the CCTV in common areas and the Security [24-hour] presence. It made me feel safe, it’s a tough requirement to overlook.
Beyond the Luxury: The Little Extras (and the Sandstorm Surprise!)
The hotel offered a lot of "extras". There’s a gift/souvenir shop (I may have purchased a questionable camel figurine). They had a concierge who was super helpful with booking tours and answering my ridiculous questions about local customs. They also had a convenience store, which came in handy when I ran out of snacks (a frequent occurrence, I assure you).
I did get a little excited about the babysitting service. Not that I needed it, but the thought of someone, in theory, entertaining tiny humans made my heart happy.
Here's the Big One. The Unexpected Sandstorm…
This isn't even in the hotel's control, but it's part of the whole "Arabian Nights" experience, right? Well, a real sandstorm hit. Not the gentle kind you see in the movies. I am talking Apocalyptic. The wind was howling, visibility was down to about a meter, and I felt like I was in a scene from Mad Max. It. Was. Wild.
And… the hotel handled it brilliantly. They sealed off the windows. They Breakfast in room, which was a nice touch, and the staff (who were amazingly trained) kept everyone informed (and calm). Even though the world around me was chaos, I appreciated the way they kept things as normal as possible.
The Verdict: Worth the Sandstorm?
Overall, the Casablanca Grand Hotel is a solid choice. It's luxurious, it's comfortable, it's got some AMAZING facilities, and the staff are friendly and efficient. It’s got quirks (like the spotty Wi-Fi), and the occasional dust-up with the local climate, but it's an adventure.
Would I go back
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Casablanca Grand Hotel: An Itinerary (That's Probably Going to Fall Apart – But Hey, Who Cares?!)
Day 1: Arrival, Expectations Crushed (in the best way possible!)
10:00 AM - Arrival at King Abdulaziz International Airport, Jeddah: Ugh, airports. The fluorescent lights alone could kill a houseplant. Landed. Got through customs without causing an international incident (a personal best!). Now, the actual adventure begins. Transfer to the Casablanca Grand. I'm envisioning opulent marble, the quiet clink of champagne flutes… You know, the fantasy.
12:00 PM - Check-in & Initial Disappointment (Followed by a Sigh of Relief): Okay, the lobby is grand. But "grand" in a… slightly faded, slightly tired kind of way. The marble has seen better days. But the staff? Absolutely lovely. So far so good. The room… well, let's just say the photos online were generously filtered. But the bed is comfy. And the view? Overlooks… the car park! Hahaha, oh well, the sea air isn't so bad, it's calming.
1:00 PM - Lunch at [Restaurant Name - Let's wing it… "The Sultan's Table"]: Found a little spot in the hotel for lunch. There's something special about this place, a charm that's hard to explain. The ambience is soothing and simple. The food, however, is not as special. The hummus is definitely not the best. But the bread… oh, the bread! Soft, warm, perfect. I ate three pieces. Judge me, I don't care.
3:00 PM - Exploring (Attempted): I told myself I'd be a cultured traveler. I had a list! Museums! Historic sites! I lasted all of fifteen minutes before I was overwhelmed by the heat and the general chaos of the streets. Okay, maybe tomorrow. Today, I'm officially a hotel-room lounger.
- Rant: Seriously, trying to navigate a foreign city when you're mildly jet-lagged and the sun is trying to melt your face off is a Herculean task. I salute anyone who does this with grace. I might have just looked a little lost and confused.
6:00 PM - Sunset Over the Red Sea (From the Car Park View?): I’d hoped to watch the sunset, but that darn car park view kind of ruined it. Still, the sky was pretty, this reddish-orange glow. It was worth it, I guess. Just… not what I expected.
7:30 PM - Dinner at The Sultan's Table (Round 2): Okay, I'm going back. Bread. Yes, the bread is back! Plus, I'm too lazy to change. I will try to find something else to eat there.
9:00 PM - Meltdown in the Bathroom (Emotional Rollercoaster): I did a horrible thing. I bought that expensive, glow-up body lotion for the hotel. I am a sucker of anything that will change my physical appearance. I got my skin and hair all ready, when my phone rang. I got a call from my boss. (You can already guess what happened). I was told that I failed my project. Tears streamed down my face. I looked at my reflection. I was a mess. I had an existential crisis at the Casablanca Grand Hotel that I didn't know I needed.
Day 2: Embracing the Chaos (and the Bread)
8:00 AM - Breakfast - The Buffet… Again: The buffet is chaotic. The staff are helpful, but they are swamped. I'm on a mission. Find good coffee, find the bread (again), find something that doesn't look like it's been sitting out since the dawn of time. Success! Sort of.
- Anxiety Moment: Buffets are stressful for me. So many choices! So many germs! So much… bread.
9:30 AM - Spa and Pool (The Goal): Okay, time to be a civilized human. Spa! Relaxation! Maybe a bit of sun.
- The Reality: The pool is packed with giggling children. The spa is booked solid for days. I retreat to my room, defeated, and consider ordering a new pillow.
11:00 AM - Poolside Reading (With Snacks!): I went to the pool for a bit. I was able to find a corner to sit in.
- Observations: I was able to take my time to observe people. A father and his kids where swimming, everyone was happy. A couple was taking pictures. Someone was playing the keyboard. I really loved the experience and would want to go back.
1:00 PM - Lunch at The Sultan's Table (Yup. Still): Well, at this point, I'm practically on the staff. I know the bread guy by name (I think his name is Ahmed?). This time, I'm experimenting. I'm going for the… I don't know, some kind of chicken and rice thing. Wish me luck.
- Confession: I may be developing a slight (okay, major) attachment to this restaurant.
3:00 PM - The Grand Mosque (Finally!): Today's the day! I finally make it to the Mosque. It's astounding. The scale! The architecture! The sheer beauty of the place. It's the one thing that has exceeded my expectations.
- Quirky Observation: The sense of awe I felt was definitely worth all the sweat-filled moments.
6:00 PM - Sunset (Redux): I'm not even going to try for the sunset. I'm staying in my room. It's too much fun and good.
7:30 PM - Dinner (A Change of Pace!): I found a little something more adventurous, out of the hotel. There's a small, local place that looks promising. Wish me luck.
9:00 PM - Reflection: I feel like I am finally getting a grasp on everything.
Day 3: Embracing the Unknown (and Packing My Bags)
8:00 AM - Breakfast: I'm at the buffet!
9:30 AM - Packing and Goodbye: It's time for the next big thing. I'm ready for the next journey. I will miss the Casablanca Grand Hotel, especially the food and the people.
12:00 PM - Goodbye: Leaving with a lot of memories, but I have a trip to finish.
Postscript:
Okay, so this itinerary probably isn't very helpful if you're looking for rigid structure. But it is honest. It's about the unpredictable beauty of travel: the moments of awe, the moments of utter frustration, and the unexpected (and incredibly comforting) embrace of a mediocre restaurant. And the bread! Don't forget the bread.
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Casablanca Grand Hotel: Your Arabian Nights Await – Really? Let's Talk FAQs!
Okay, so is the Casablanca Grand Hotel *actually* like stepping into Aladdin? I'm picturing flying carpets and genies...
What about the food? Is it as amazing as the pictures? And is there a buffet? Because let's be real, I love a good buffet.
Are the staff friendly? You know, like, actually *helpful* and not just going through the motions?
What are the rooms *really* like? Beyond the brochure photos?
Is the location good? What's nearby? Can I actually *see* anything interesting?
What about the spa? Is it worth it? Are the massages relaxing? Spill the tea!
So, the bottom line: Should I book it? Is it worth the price?
