Moxy Amsterdam Airport: The Unexpected Hotel Paradise Near Schiphol!
Moxy Amsterdam Airport: My Honest, Messy, and Utterly Unexpected Experience
Okay, so let's be real. Amsterdam Airport isn't exactly known as a haven. You're usually jet-lagged, stressed about bags, and praying your connecting flight isn't about to leave without you. That's where the Moxy Amsterdam Airport comes in, promising to inject a hefty dose of "fun" into the pre- or post-flight blues. And honestly? It mostly delivers.
I landed there after a red-eye, half-zombie, desperately craving caffeine and a proper shower. The promise of a "hotel paradise" felt a little ambitious, but hey, I was open to a miracle.
First Impressions & That Glorious, Glorious Wi-Fi:
Rolling up, the Moxy definitely screams "modern". Think exposed brick, bold colors, and a lobby that's more like a trendy living room than a hotel reception. Check-in? Utterly painless. Contactless check-in/out means I could skip the small talk (bless you, Moxy!) and get straight to the good stuff: the room.
Before that, though, I needed coffee. Coffee/tea in restaurant - check! They've got an on-site café serving up the essential lifeblood, and let me tell you, that first cup was heavenly. And the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (and Wi-Fi in public areas) was screaming fast. I’m talking seamless streaming, guilt-free doomscrolling, and the ability to immediately upload embarrassing airport selfies. Score one for the Moxy.
The Room: Stylish…With a Few Quirks:
My room was Non-smoking (thank goodness!), and clean - a definite point for Cleanliness and Safety. It was definitely more compact – think "efficient" rather than "palatial" - but it was Air conditioned, which was a HUGE win after the stuffy airport air. The bed was comfy (gotta love a good Extra long bed when you're tall!), and the blackout curtains were a godsend, banishing the relentless airport sunlight.
Okay, here's the messy part. The shower was a bit… challenging. Imagine a shower that's practically in the bedroom. I got it running and as soon as I stepped in, I felt like the bathroom was filled with water, it went everywhere even outside the glass panel. It was a bit of a disaster, honestly, but a good laugh in the end. The toiletries were decent, nothing fancy, but did the job. And hey, the slippers were a nice touch. The mini bar was stocked, not overloaded, which I appreciate, and it was very silent, there wasn't any noise at all.
Food, Glorious, Messy Food!
Being a weary traveler, I was thrilled to find Room service [24-hour]. Perfect! I ordered a burger. It wasn't gourmet, but it hit the spot, and the service was fast and friendly. The Snack Bar provided some fast grab and go options so I didn't feel the need to dress up. Breakfast [buffet] was the usual mix of pastries, fruit, and (thankfully) strong coffee. You could find an Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast or even a Vegetarian restaurant.
Now, back to the burger. This experience really shows what the Moxy is about, and what sets it apart. I'm not sure its a Michelin experience, but the Moxy is able to provide something to their customers, which is what matters, and in their terms.
Accessibility & Safety - Keeping it Real:
The Moxy seems to have a good grasp of Facilities for disabled guests and Accessibility in general, with an Elevator and a Facilities for disabled guests. I didn't use any of them, but I noticed the CCTV in common areas the CCTV outside property and Front desk [24-hour], and the Security [24-hour], as well as the CCTV in common areas.. Also, the hotel has several Smoke alarms and Fire extinguisher. In case of Doctor/nurse on call. I feel safe.
Things to Do (Or Not To Do, Depending on Your Vibe):
Moxy Amsterdam Airport is not a resort. So, no Pool with view or Spa. However, they have a fitness center, which I didn't use (hello, vacation!). And Poolside bar. But the main thing is not the facilities but other fun things around, such as the Gift/souvenir shop.
The Verdict: Is Moxy Amsterdam Airport Paradise?
No, it's not paradise. But it's a damn good hotel, especially for the price and location. It's modern, clean, and the staff genuinely seem to care. Its imperfections are part of character, rather than issues that need fixing.
My Offer – Escape the Airport Hell with Moxy!
Ditch the airport chaos and book your stay at the Moxy Amsterdam Airport!
Here's why you should book NOW:
- Location, Location, Location: Steps from Schiphol, so you can sleep longer and stress less.
- Wi-Fi Nirvana: Super-fast, free Wi-Fi throughout the hotel – perfect for catching up on work or binge-watching your favorite shows.
- Comfy Beds, Great Vibes: Stylish rooms with all the essentials, plus a fun, social atmosphere in the lobby.
- Fuel Up & Chill Out: Delicious food and drinks, from coffee to cocktails, to keep you energized.
- Safety First: Moxy Amsterdam Airport has safety measures in place to keep their guests safe.
Book directly through their website for the best rates and maybe even a welcome drink!
Moxy Amsterdam Airport: It's not perfect, but it's perfectly imperfect. And that's what makes it awesome.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause this isn't your grandma's perfectly-planned itinerary. This is me, facing down Amsterdam Schiphol Airport, armed with a dodgy sense of direction and a serious caffeine addiction. And the Moxy? Well, let's see if it lives up to the hype… or if I'm just going to end up weeping into a Stroopwafel.
The Messy, Glorious Amsterdam Schiphol & Moxy Adventure (with potential for total chaos)
Day 1: Touchdown and Terminal Tantrums (aka, the Arrival)
- 6:00 AM (ish) - The Flight from Hell: Just… Ugh. Red-eye flights. The devil's invention. Sat next to a snorer AND a fidgety child who clearly had way too much sugar. I’m pretty sure I aged a decade. My emotional state? Somewhere between "desperate for a nap" and "ready to scream into a pillow."
- 8:30 AM (Amsterdam Time, probably): We LAND! Glory be! Except… passport control. Always the gateway hell, isn't it? The line snakes. And I'm pretty sure the woman in front of me is carrying literal artisanal cheeses that, if you get a whiff, you'll just pass right out. I'm starting to think I brought way too much stuff.
- After Passport Shenanigans: Okay, finally. Baggage claim. Fingers crossed my suitcase hasn't been rerouted to… ahem… Timbuktu. Nope! There it is! Phew… But wait, damn! The wheels on the damn thing are wonky… great.
- 9:30 AM (ish) - Schiphol Scramble: Navigating Schiphol feels like a level from a complicated video game. So many signs, so many people! I’m already half-lost. Need to grab a train to Hoofddorp (where the Moxy supposedly resides). Found the right train, hopefully. I am now completely dependent on google maps.
- 10:30 AM - Moxy Magic (or, the Lack Thereof): Arrive at the Moxy Amsterdam Schiphol! Okay, let's see if the rumors are true. Check-in is… well, it's a little too “vibrant” for this early hour. The lobby is blasting some kind of pop music, and the staff is exuberantly enthusiastic. Seriously, I’m not sure if they're still awake. I'm kind of glad, because I will be forever scarred by the hideous artwork. And that weird giant inflatable flamingo…
- 11:00 AM - Room Revelation (and slight disappointment): The room… is… compact. But hey, it has everything I need (and a pretty cool shower, I admit). The bed looks comfy, at least. I’m tempted to collapse. I’m starving but the excitement of a well deserved nap is overwhelming.
- 11:30 AM - Nap Time: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
- 2:00 PM - The Great Stroopwafel Hunt: Okay, fueled by a weirdly energetic nap. Time to venture out and, finally, find the mythical Stroopwafel. But first, coffee. I need coffee. Desperately. Found a little cafe near the hotel: the aroma is already filling me with the sweet scent of joy. After I take my first bite of the said Stroopwafel, I'm not sure if I'll ascend. It's a perfect combination of caramel and crispiness. I feel like I've just encountered something holy.
- 3:00 PM - The Great Stroopwafel Hunt (cont.): Back to the Moxy to relax a little, then attempt to find a place to have dinner: This place is actually a little closer than I thought.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Dilemma: Went to a nearby restaurant. It’s a little loud and they have some weird rules that the waiter told me. I ended up eating some chicken: it was okay.
- 8:00 PM - Bed Time!: The day has finally come to an end. I'm exhausted from the travel so I make my way to sleep.
Day 2: Amsterdam Adventures (with potential for disaster)
- 8:00 AM - Wakey Wakey, Eggs and… Coffee!: Another day! Moxy's breakfast is… well, it's fine. Standard continental fare. Fuel up, caffeinate!
- 9:00 AM - Train Trek To Amsterdam Centraal: Off to Amsterdam! Getting on the train… again. This time, I think I have the hang of it. Famous last words, right?
- 9:30 AM - Centraal Chaos: Amsterdam Centraal is a vibe. So many bikes! So many canals! So many people! I'm already overwhelmed. And now, the question of where to go… This is where I have planned:
- 10:00 AM - Canal Cruise Capers: Okay, I’ve scheduled a canal cruise. Everyone says it’s a must. I'm hoping it's not cheesy. Spoiler alert: it was beautiful, and not too cheesy! I saw the Anne Frank house (from the outside, because no way in hell am I waiting in that line) and countless other gorgeous buildings. The captain told us random facts that made me burst out laughing.
- 12:00 PM - Lunchtime Lament (and the Search for Frites): Time for lunch and I need fries. REAL Dutch fries, the kind with mayo (don't judge). I’m on a mission! Found a place and devoured some beautiful fries as I was wandering around.
- 2:00 PM - The Bloemenmarkt Blitz: Bloemenmarkt. The flower market. So many flowers. Tulips galore! It’s a sensory overload in the best way possible. I bought way more bulbs than I intended. Now, how do I get these things home?
- 4:00 PM - The "Lost Again" Tour of Jordaan: Wander the Jordaan district. Cobblestone streets, cute shops, the elusive "Amsterdam charm." I get lost and I don't care! It was probably the highlight of my trip: small coffee shops, local markets, and people greeting me with a smile.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner & Drinks (and the potential for a stumble): Dinner at a recommended "brown café" and then… drinks. Let's see how well my Dutch language skills hold up. Warning: may involve singing, questionable dancing, and a potential lost passport.
- 9:00 PM - Back to the Moxy (hopefully intact): Back on the train, praying I don’t miss my stop. If I make it back to the Moxy without getting arrested or falling in a canal, it's a win.
- 10:00 PM - Bedtime Battle: I’m going to bed. I’m exhausted. I can't wait to sleep.
Day 3: Departure Dread (and airport escapades)
- 8:00 AM - Good Morning, Goodbye (maybe?): Pack. Sigh. It’s over. I’ve had such a short time here. It feel so empty already.
- 9:00 AM - Moxy Farewell (and final coffee): One last lukewarm cup of coffee, a final glimpse of the hideous artwork that will forever plague my nightmares, and it's time to leave.
- 10:00 AM - Schiphol Showdown (Round Two): Back to Schiphol. The security line is long, I'm pretty sure I left my passport somewhere, and I'm starting to feel that familiar pre-flight panic.
- 11:00 AM - Duty-Free Debacle: The duty-free shops… temptresses! I should not go in there. Definitely going in there! More bulbs (for my mom, I swear). Maybe a bottle of something Dutch.
- 12:00 PM - Flight Fiasco: Find my gate. Okay, okay. Deep breaths. Boarding. Wish me luck!
- 1:00 PM - The Flight Goodbye Amsterdam! I’ll be back!
Final Thoughts: The Moxy? It's… fine, I guess. Clean, convenient. But, yeah. Next time? Maybe a slightly less "vibrant" (read: slightly less headache-inducing) hotel. Amsterdam itself? Absolutely worth the jet lag, the wonky suitcase wheels, and the potential for public embarrassment. It was a trip. A wonderfully messy, chaotic, and utterly unforgettable trip. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, where's that Stroopwafel…
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Moxy Amsterdam Airport: Your (Un)Expected Adventure Begins!
Okay, spill the tea! Is Moxy Amsterdam Airport actually *good*? Like, genuinely good?
Ugh, okay, fine. Initially, I was skeptical. Airport hotels? Usually a soulless purgatory of stale coffee and the faint scent of desperation. But Moxy? It's... different. It's got this whole "party-in-a-box" vibe, which, honestly, after a transatlantic flight and the soul-crushing trek through Schiphol, is exactly what you might *need*. It can be. It's loud, the music *never* stops (more on that later...), and the design is, shall we say, *bold*. But yeah, it's good. In a messy, slightly chaotic, incredibly convenient way. Think IKEA meets rave cave. Seriously, I went in thinking, “This is going to be awful.” And came out… well, not *loving* it, but definitely not regretting it. It’s a vibe.
What's the deal with the location? Is it actually *near* the airport? 'Cause Google Maps lies, you know.
Okay, this is crucial. Yes. YES! It’s actually near the airport. Like, stupidly near. I was convinced Google Maps was messing with me, but nope. A free shuttle runs constantly to and from Schiphol. It's a godsend after a long flight. One time after a flight delay, I felt like the whole world was against me. Delayed flight, lost luggage (don't even get me started... it still haunts me!) , then I saw the Moxy shuttle. It was like a beacon of hope in the airport abyss. Saved me. Seriously. Saved. Me.
The rooms. Are they tiny like everyone says? And are they actually *clean*?
Alright, they're not a ballroom, let’s get that straight. They’re… efficient. Think compact, but cleverly designed. You’ve got everything you *need*: a comfy bed, a decent shower, and decent Wi-Fi. Clean? Yes, thankfully. I'm a clean-freak, so believe me, I looked. The all-white aesthetic does make them feel a little… sterile, but hey, it’s an airport hotel, not a spa retreat. My one complaint? The lack of space to unpack. You're basically living out of your suitcase. But considering the airport location? Totally acceptable. You're there for functionality at that point. And to sleep off the jet lag, if you can find a moment's peace (see question 1 about the noise…).
That lobby. Is it *always* that… vibrant?
Vibrant? Honey, "vibrant" is an understatement. The lobby is a sensory assault in the best possible way. There’s a bar, a DJ often spinning tunes, people playing games, and enough neon to give you a mild headache (in a good way, usually). It’s loud. It’s chaotic. It's a *scene*. One time I walked in after a particularly brutal flight delay (again, those things happen!) and this girl was doing a handstand *on the bar*! I didn't know whether to grab a beer and join in or run screaming to my room. (I opted for the beer.) It's definitely not a place to go if you're looking for quiet contemplation. But, honestly? After being stuck in a metal tube for eight hours, it's kind of exhilarating.
Is the food any good? Or should I just stick to the overpriced airport options?
Okay, the food... It’s not gourmet, let's be real. But, it's decent. Think grab-and-go options: pastries, sandwiches, salads. They've also got some hot food – pizza, burgers, etc. – that's usually pretty decent after a long flight (or even while waiting for the aforementioned delayed flight!). It's better than paying a fortune for a dry sandwich at Schiphol, that's for sure. Plus, the bar serves cocktails. And honestly, a decent cocktail can solve *a lot* of problems. (See: delayed flights, lost luggage…)
The music! Is it *always* playing? And can you actually sleep?!
This is the million-dollar question. YES. The music. Is. Always. Playing. And it's loud. VERY loud. Even in the rooms. It's a constant, thumping bassline reminding you you're definitely *not* in a library. I'm a light sleeper, which is my own personal hell. I brought earplugs. They helped. Slightly. On my first stay, I just gave up and embraced it. It's part of the Moxy experience, right? Embrace the madness! The second time... I wasn't quite as zen. But, you know, once the jet lag hit.... Honestly though, if you are REALLY sensitive to noise, consider bringing industrial-strength earplugs *and* maybe a noise machine. Or just... give up and drink more caffeine. It's a strategy, people!
The staff! Are they at least... nice? Or are they jaded by the airport life?
Honestly, the staff is pretty great. Surprisingly friendly and helpful, even though they're probably dealing with tired, cranky travelers all day every day. They seemed genuinely enthusiastic and ready to help--like they'd had a few espresso shots, and maybe a shot of something else, before their shifts. They actually *seem* to enjoy working there, which is a rare and beautiful thing in the world of hospitality. I once asked a staff member for directions, and he not only gave me excellent instructions but also offered a helpful tip for navigating the airport. Seriously, they are one of Moxy's best assets.
Is it worth the price? Seems like a splurge for an airport hotel.
Okay, pricing. It depends. Is it the *cheapest* option? No. But, depending on the circumstances (layover, early flight, etc.), it can actually be a really good value. The convenience of the location and the free shuttle is worth its weight in gold, especially when you're exhausted. Consider the time and hassle you'd save getting to a hotel further away. Not to mention, the bar helps you forget about the cost *momentarily*. Look, I'm a cheapskate at heart, but I'd probably* pay a little extra for the convenience, the (admittedly loud) fun vibe, and the (mostly) clean rooms. Plus, there's something to be said for starting/ending a trip on a slightly more positive note than the usual airport drudgery. So, yeah, generally speaking, I'd say it's worth it. If you're feeling adventurous. Which, after all, youHidden Stay
