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Phuket Paradise Found: The Bloc Hotel – My Brain Dump of Bliss (and a Few Minor Quibbles!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from Phuket Paradise Found: The Bloc Hotel, and let me tell you, my sun-kissed brain is still buzzing. This isn't your typical travel review; it's more of a… well, a stream-of-consciousness love letter sprinkled with a few tiny gripes (because, let's be honest, perfection is boring!).
First Impression: Accessibility & The All-Important Elevator Ride
From the get-go, I was cautiously optimistic. Being a slightly lazy traveler (I love a good nap), the elevator was a godsend. Yes, folks, an elevator! Sounds small, but trust me, after a day of exploring Phuket's hilly terrain, that little metal box becomes your best friend. And, thank the heavens, it was wheelchair accessible. I didn't test it, but the facilities for disabled guests were clearly considered, a big plus in my book. Now, about the exterior corridor situation… didn't really bother me, but I did see a few stray leaves blowing through on my way out, which felt oddly domestic.
Internet & Digital Detox Dilemmas
Okay, real talk: I needed to work a little while I was there. (Don't judge). And thankfully, The Bloc delivered. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms?! Yes, please! It was speedy, reliable, and didn't make me want to throw my laptop across the room. They also had Internet access [LAN] but like, who uses that anymore? The Internet services were clearly top-notch, which let me binge-watch terrible reality shows after my work was done.
The Blis- Oh, the Spa!
This is where things get really good. The spa, fellow travelers, the spa! I went through the Sauna, Steamroom and Pool with view, the Spa/sauna. Then, I dove face-first into the massage – a full body, deep tissue one that kneaded all the stress out of me. That Body scrub and Body wrap felt utterly decadent, and the Foot bath… pure, unadulterated bliss. I might have drifted off and drooled a little. Don't tell anyone. I am pretty sure I'll be booking massages until I'm 100 years old at this point.
Things to Do & Things to Do (Relax!)
The Bloc knows how to do relaxation. They understand, truly understand, that travel should be a balance of adventure and blissful sloth. There was a Fitness Center that I intended to visit, but the lure of the Swimming pool [outdoor] was too strong. The poolside bar kept sending over cocktails. There was also a Gym/fitness area too. So many choices, maybe I'll go the next time. Anyway, back to the pool. You could easily lose hours just floating, sipping something delicious (I was partial to their Phuket Sunset, by the way), and staring at the view. It was… chef's kiss.
Cleanliness & Safety - The Essentials (and the Slightly Overkill?)
Okay, let's talk about the nitty-gritty. COVID-19? The Bloc had it covered. They clearly took hygiene seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere, Rooms sanitized between stays… you name it, they did it. Felt safe, which is a massive relief these days. There was even a Doctor/nurse on call. I didn't need one, luckily, but it's always good to know it's there. The Staff trained in safety protocol, were all really very kind. However, the Shared stationery removed thing felt a tad… extreme. I was also a little confused by the Room sanitization opt-out available, as if people wanted a dirty room? (Shrugs). Anyway, good on them for the effort.
Eating, Drinking, and (Mostly) Loving It
Food. Fuel. My other love language. Restaurants galore! They served Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and had a Vegetarian restaurant; I loved the Coffee/tea in restaurant. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver, and the Snack bar was perfect for late-night cravings. Breakfast – oh, the breakfast! They had a Breakfast [buffet] brimming with options, Western breakfast, all that you could ever want. The Asian breakfast was also spectacular. I have to admit, though, the Soup in restaurant was a bit underwhelming. And, though the A la carte in restaurant was excellent, but I would have loved more Desserts in restaurant. The Room service [24-hour] was a total win.
The Room: My Private Paradise (Almost)
My room? Gorgeous. Seriously. The Air conditioning worked like a dream. The air conditioning in public area was a welcome change. The Bathrobes, the Slippers, the Complimentary tea and Free bottled water… all the little touches that make a hotel feel luxurious. The Blackout curtains were crucial for those much-needed afternoon naps. The Soundproofing was pretty good; I didn't hear a peep from my neighbors. But I have to nitpick…I really wish there was a Window that opens for some fresh air, and a slightly brighter reading light by the Bedside [reading light]. The Shower was alright (a bit on the small side), but I loved having a Separate shower/bathtub. The Extra long bed helped a lot too.
Services and Conveniences - The Nifty Bits
The Bloc offers almost every service you could possibly imagine. Concierge service? Check. Daily housekeeping? Absolutely. Laundry service? Yep. Luggage storage? Of course. Cash withdrawal? You betcha. They even had a Gift/souvenir shop (which, I confess, I raided for presents). Having a Convenience store on site was a lifesaver for snacks. I had to use the Dry cleaning and Ironing service and, wow, they were quick. They ticked every box of service.
For the Kids & Extras: For the Future Travel
I don't have kids, but I noticed they had Babysitting service. They also had Family/child friendly options. They even offered to cater a Kids meal too! I didn't use them, but I saw other guests using the Meeting/banquet facilities.
Getting Around & Other Useful Info
They arranged for Airport transfer, which was a godsend after a long flight. There was Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]. The Taxi service was always available. They also had a Car power charging station! Cool!
The Verdict: Worth It? Absolutely, with a Few Tiny Caveats
Overall? Unbelievably luxurious is a fair assessment. The staff was friendly, the facilities were top-notch, and the spa… oh, the spa! The few minor imperfections fade into insignificance when you consider the overall experience.
My Crazy, but Totally Awesome, Recommendation!
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Phuket: The Bloc Hotel, Chaos and Coconut Dreams (An Itinerary, Sort Of)
Okay, so here's the deal. I tried to plan a trip to Phuket. Emphasis on the "tried." The Bloc Hotel looked sleek and modern online, promising a minimalist paradise. Well, let's just say real life, and my real life, tends to be a slightly less Instagram-worthy version of paradise. Prepare for a rollercoaster, people. Buckle up.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Taxi Negotiation (aka, Getting Roasted by the Sun)
- 8:00 AM (Give or take… let's be honest, probably more like 9:00 AM): Flight from wherever-I-was before. Hectic. Delayed. My carry-on mysteriously developed a Velcro-based friendship with a toddler’s Thomas the Tank Engine. Found my sanity at the duty-free store with a half-price bottle of something that promised to erase the memory of pre-flight airport food. Mission almost accomplished.
- 11:00 AM (ish): Landed in Phuket. The airport. Oh, the airport. A sauna, populated by a sea of sunburnt tourists and hawkers trying to sell you… everything. Taxi. Taxi negotiations. This is a sport, people. And I'm clearly a beginner. Ended up paying too much, feeling a righteous anger bubbling inside for about five minutes, then immediately melting into a puddle of sweat. Note to self: learn a few basic Thai phrases before attempting this again.
- 12:30 PM: Finally, The Bloc. Sleek. Modern. The minimalist aesthetic hit me like a cold shower after the airport heat. "Wow," I thought. "I'm now in the middle of a building." The lobby was a study in concrete and… more concrete. I appreciated the starkness despite the fact I was craving neon and plastic flowers.
- 1:00 PM: Check-in went smoothly. The room was… well, exactly what the pictures promised: small, efficient, and blessedly air-conditioned. Dropped my bags. Immediate urge for a shower. And a nap. Maybe both at the same time? (Don't judge.)
- 2:00 PM: Actually took a shower. The water pressure was amazing. This is very important.
- 2:30 PM: Lunch. Wandered out to the nearby street market. Got bamboozled into ordering something I couldn't identify. It involved a mysterious green liquid, and I'm pretty sure a rogue chicken wing. Tasted pretty good, though. Ate it next to an open sewer, which wasn't ideal, but hey, authenticity, right?
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Attempted to have a "relaxing" time at the pool, which sounds simple until you factor in: a) my inability to swim properly; b) a rogue inflatable flamingo that kept trying to attack me; c) the sheer number of speedos. Anyway, I still managed to catch some sun. This is going to be an effort, but my skin is at least starting to glow (like a freshly smoked ham).
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a nearby restaurant. Ordered Pad Thai. They brought me something that looked nothing like the pictures. Turns out, I accidentally ordered something with fermented fish sauce. It was the most pungent thing I had ever tasted. I politely choked it down. Then went back to the hotel and ate two bags of crisps. Comfort food.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and Near-Disaster)
- 9:00 AM: Finally managed to drag myself out of bed. The Bloc definitely has a "get up and go" energy. I would have preferred more along the lines of "lie down and doze".
- 10:00 AM: Taxi to Patong Beach. Okay, here's where things got both wonderful and slightly terrifying. The vibrant energy of Patong hit me like a tidal wave. The beach was beautiful. Glistening sand. Turquoise water. I felt my shoulders drop as I took a deep breath of the salty air. Vendors were everywhere, but somehow friendly and not too pushy.
- 11:00 AM: Splurged on a sun lounger. Worth every penny. Squeezed into my swimming suit. It had been a while since it sat on my body. I am not joking when I say I almost cried.
- 11:30 AM: Tried to swim in the ocean. Got knocked over by a wave. Was pulled out by a life guard. I'm not even going to talk about it.
- 12:00 PM: I am sitting on a towel, drinking a coconut. It is the most delicious thing I have ever consumed. I'm pretty sure I am in love with coconuts. I could probably write a whole book about how delightful they are… The feel of the coconut water in my mouth is the closest thing to an orgasim I could imagine. I am seriously on a coconut high right now.
- 12:30 PM: More coconut. (See above.)
- 1:00 PM: Watched a guy getting his back shaved. It was, shall we say, a memorable experience.
- 2:00 PM: Realized I was burning to a crisp. Ran for shade. Rubbed on sunscreen. My skin feels 1000 percent better.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Showered off the sand and salt.
- 4:00 PM: Ordered a massage. Heavenly. My muscles thanked me for the coconut I had just consumed hours earlier.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant overlooking the sea. Ordered the fish special. It was cooked to perfection.
- 7:30 PM: I got my hair braided. This was a poor decision. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I now look like a pineapple on a pirate ship. It's going to stay in for a few days.
Day 3: Elephant Encounter (Emotional Overload)
- 9:00 AM: I was supposed to go to a cooking class. I have cancelled. Felt absolutely terrible. I spent the whole night thinking about the ethical considerations, the food waste, the environmental impact.
- 10:00 AM: Went to an animal rescue sanctuary. The elephant was old and looked like it needed a break. I didn't want to know what went before. I gave the elephant a whole bunch of bananas. I cried. For hours.
- 1:00 PM: Had pad thai.
- 2:00 PM: Tried to get something to eat, but ended up purchasing some sort of green shake.
- 4:00 PM: I can't remember. Went to bed.
Day 4: Departure… (Thank God)
- 8:00 AM: Woke up. Said a silent prayer of thanks that I was leaving.
- 9:00 AM: Taxied to the airport.
- 10:00 AM: Flew. Bye bye.
Bloc Hotel Afterthoughts:
- The Good: The rooms are nice. The pool is refreshing. The location is convenient for exploring. The staff are generally friendly (mostly).
- The Not-So-Good: The minimalist vibe gets a bit… samey. The wifi is iffy. I had a feeling of detachment.
- Overall: Phuket is a wild ride. It's a chaotic blend of beautiful beaches, bustling markets, and a whole lot of sensory overload. The Bloc Hotel is a good base, but it’s not the paradise I was hoping for. But the coconut, the beach, and the elephant, I'll remember those forever. And that, my friends, is what truly matters.
And that, my friends, is Phuket in a nutshell. It was messy. It was imperfect. It was… me. Now, where’s that flight home? And the crisps?
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Phuket Paradise Found: The Bloc Hotel - FAQ (and My Messy Experience!)
Okay, Okay… Is The Bloc *Really* As Luxurious As They Say?
Listen, I'm skeptical by nature. Usually, "luxury" hotels promise things and deliver... well, a slightly nicer version of a regular hotel. But The Bloc? Okay, hold on. *Takes a deep breath.* It's... it's almost ridiculous. Like, ridiculously good.
Let me put it this way: I wandered into my suite (correction: my *palace*) and actually *giggled*. Not a fake, PR-approved giggle. A genuine, "are you kidding me?" giggle. Marble everywhere. A view that could stop wars. And a bathtub big enough to swim in. I swear, I actually considered ordering room service… just so I could eat it *in* the tub. I didn't, (because I was too busy staring at the ocean) but the possibility! That's luxury, people.
What About the Food? Is it Worth the Hype (and the Price Tag)?
Alright, time for some brutal honesty time. Yeah, the food is pricey. Like, "should I remortgage my house to keep eating here?" pricey. But… *sigh*… it's worth it.
The breakfast buffet? Forget everything you know about breakfast buffets. This is next level. Every single fruit tasted like it had been plucked straight from the Garden of Eden. I’m not even a big fruit person, but I lost it over the mangoes. And the coffee? Seriously, the coffee... I was so wired, I nearly walked into a pool trying to take a picture of a cute gecko. (Didn't get the pic btw, my balance is... questionable). Dinner at their main restaurant, I'm not even going to try to comprehend the flavors. It was a symphony on a plate. I nearly licked my plate clean. (And I almost did, I was so embarrassed... but the waitress just smiled. They're used to it, apparently!). Okay, I’m hungry again, writing abotu this.
Is The Bloc a Good Choice for Families or is it Just For Honeymooners?
Okay, look. The Bloc *screams* romance. Think candlelit dinners, couples' massages, the whole shebang. But! I saw plenty of families there, too. They have a fantastic kids' club (the little rascals actually *wanted* to go!), and the pool is family-friendly.
My advice? If you're a parent, go for it. You deserve some luxury too! Just… maybe schedule some "adult time" (wink, wink) while the little ones are happily occupied with the kids' club. Because, let's be honest, the best part of a luxury vacation with kids is the *break* from the kids.
Speaking of Pools…What's the Deal? Are They As Gorgeous As the Photos?
THE POOLS. Oh, the pools. Let me tell you about the pools. Yes, they're more gorgeous than the photos. I'm not kidding. The infinity pool… I spent a solid afternoon just staring at the horizon, contemplating the meaning of life (and the best way to order a poolside cocktail). There are individual plunge pools, one or two for each villa. And a kid-friendly pool. I floated around in it for a bit, just relaxing. The water temperature was perfect! And they have those ridiculously comfortable loungers you never want to leave. Seriously, I think I sunburned a tiny bit while I was lazing about. Worth it. Completely, totally worth it.
Are the Staff Friendly? (Because, Face it, Some Luxury Hotels Can Be a Bit, You Know…)
This is where The Bloc *really* shines. The staff? They're ridiculously friendly. Like, genuinely, sincerely friendly. It's not the fake, forced smiles you get at some places. They're helpful, attentive, anticipating your needs before you even realize you have them.
One time, I was struggling to open a coconut (hey, it looked like a fun activity!), a staff member swooped in, not even a second too late, whipped out the tool, and cracked it open like a pro. Offered me a straw and the drink! So sweet! It’s that level of service that really elevates the experience. It felt like being taken care of by a team of angels who happened to speak perfect English. Honestly, I felt a little bit like royalty. (And secretly, I loved it.)
Okay, So What's the Catch? There *Has* to be a Catch, Right?
Alright, alright, you want the truth? Here it is. The catch? Leaving. Honestly, that was the hardest part. The Bloc has a way of making you want to stay forever. I seriously considered faking amnesia so I could just live there, permanently.
The other catch? My bank account. (Kidding... mostly. Okay, not kidding.) It's an expensive experience. But! If you're looking for a true, unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime treat – or if you just need to escape the mundane and feel like a movie star for a few days – The Bloc is worth every single penny. Just… prepare for the post-vacation blues. They're real. They're intense. And I'm still recovering…
What about the Location? Is it Convenient, or is it "Far Away From Everything?"
Location is key. Is The Bloc completely isolated on a deserted island? No. It's actually quite strategically placed. It's close enough to the bustling life of Phuket, with access to the beaches, tours and nightlife, but it's also secluded enough that you can actually feel relaxed.
The hotel provides shuttle services to key spots so you can get around. I took a quick trip to Patong to see all the sights, the temples, and the markets (and for some delicious street food). It’s totally within reach. I could have stayed on the hotel’s property, since paradise was right there, but it's nice to have options. On the other hand, If you want to escape the tourists and enjoy some quiet time by the pool, then you easily can.
I'm Thinking of Booking. Any Tips or Tricks?
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