Escape to Paradise: Back Home Hotel, Taiwan Awaits
Escape to Paradise: Back Home Hotel, Taiwan Awaits - A Rambling Review (with a Side of SEO)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Escape to Paradise: Back Home Hotel in Taiwan, and let me tell you, it's a… thing. And by "thing," I mean a gloriously messy, sometimes frustrating, often delightful, always memorable thing. Let's break it down, shall we? And hey, for the search engine gods, I'll pepper in all those keywords you like (Accessibility, Wi-Fi, Spa, Cuisine – you name it!).
First Impressions & Getting There:
The first thing that struck me? The location. Seriously, you're promised "Escape to Paradise," and you get… well, it's not the Garden of Eden. The journey itself was a bit of a drag. The airport transfer (thank goodness they offer it, otherwise, good luck!) was okay, but the traffic in Taipei is… intense. I'm talking bumper-to-bumper, even at 3 am. But hey, the airport transfer was a godsend.
Accessibility & The "Facilities for Disabled Guests" (and a Bit of a Sigh):
Now, I’m not personally dealing with mobility issues, but I always look at this stuff. It’s important. The Facilities for disabled guests looked promising in their brochure. The elevator was a relief. I noticed a few things:
- The main entrance was fairly accessible, but those automatic doors can be tricky sometimes.
- Didn't see a ton of ramps everywhere.
- They do have rooms specifically designed for accessibility, which is fantastic.
- However, some of the hallways might be a bit tight for a larger wheelchair.
- More signage could've been great.
It's not perfect in this area, but I applaud the effort. More to improve, but not a deal breaker.
Rooms - My Personal Oasis (with Some Quirks):
My room… oh, my room. It was a tale of two halves. On the one hand, the Air conditioning worked perfectly. Thank the heavens for that, because Taipei is humid. I loved having Wi-Fi [free] (seriously, thank you!), and the Internet access – wireless was blazing fast. The Blackout curtains were essential for catching some shut-eye after battling jet lag. Having a Coffee/tea maker and Free bottled water was a welcome touch. The included Slippers made me feel like a queen, which is always a win.
Then there were the quirks. I mean, the Alarm clock felt straight out of the 80s. I'm not sure it even worked (I rely on my phone). The Mirror' placement was… let's just say, strategic. And that Bathroom phone? I'm not even sure what that's for. Still, all in all, a comfortable space.
Cleaning, Safety, & The Worry-Free Factor:
Okay, here's where Back Home Hotel shines. In light of those COVID days, they took hygiene seriously. I give them a huge thumbs up for their:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Felt safe.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Seeing the staff doing this gave me some peace of mind.
- Hand sanitizer everywhere.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Definitely a plus.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Respecting guests' preferences.
- The whole set-up was great.
Food, Glorious Food (and Occasional Disappointments):
Right, let's talk about the sustenance. I made it my mission to try everything.
- Breakfast [buffet]: A grand affair, but… a hot take: it could use some improvement. The Asian breakfast, while authentic, wasn't always my cup of tea. They had a decent Western breakfast spread, including Coffee/tea in the restaurant.
- Restaurants, Restaurants, Everywhere!: The A la carte in restaurant options were generally solid, and the Asian cuisine in restaurant was the real star.
- The Poolside Bar: A godsend, especially during Happy hour. I spent a lot of time there. The Bottle of water service was a nice touch and was appreciated, because staying hydrated is key!
- Desserts in restaurant: They've got 'em, if you love 'em.
- Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Salad in restaurant: They're there! They're fine.
- Room service [24-hour]: Bless their hearts. Perfect for those late-night cravings.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry
- The Poolside bar - a lifesaver! Picture this: you're jet-lagged, slightly disoriented, and desperately need a cocktail. This is where you'll find your redemption. Bonus points for the view!
- Asian cuisine in the restaurant - fantastic. Super authentic, spicy, and delicious.
- The Breakfast Buffet - ok, it was vast, but a little chaotic. The quality was a bit hit-and-miss, and I had a few moments of, shall we say, "gastric uncertainty."
- Coffee shop - a welcome beacon of caffeine-fueled hope.
Ways to Relax (Spa Time!)
Alright, the good stuff. The Spa. Oh, the spa. I'm still dreaming about it.
- The Spa: I'm a sucker for a good spa. I sprung for the works: Body scrub, Body wrap, and, of course, a Massage. The staff was amazing. They were so kind, and the treatments were heavenly. My skin felt like silk afterward. Seriously, the spa alone is worth the trip.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: The Pool with view was the epitome of relaxation. Sipping cocktails, sunning myself – pure bliss.
- The Sauna, Steamroom, and Spa/sauna: These were all excellent.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I poked my head in, but I was mostly interested in the spa. Looked well-equipped though.
- Foot bath: I actually didn't get to, but the setup looked great, and I heard great things!
Things to Do (Beyond the Hotel Walls – Maybe):
Okay, so Back Home Hotel is a fantastic place to be. The hotel, the staff, and the overall vibe made a great experience, and it'll be a great place to retreat to after a long day of exploring.
- Concierge: They were helpful.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Good for last-minute presents.
- Meetings, Seminars, and On-site event hosting: if you need it, they got it!
But if you want to explore Taipei, get out there! The hotel definitely helps you get around.
Services and Conveniences (The Practical Stuff):
- Air conditioning in public area: Crucial in Taipei!
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, and Safety deposit boxes: All bases covered.
- Daily housekeeping: Spotless.
- Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service: So helpful, especially after accidental spillages.
- Elevator, Luggage storage, and Front desk [24-hour]: Smooth operations.
- Taxi service, Valet parking, and Car park [on-site]: Good for those with cars.
- Convenience store: Good for snacks and little purchases.
The Kids’ Corner:
- Babysitting service: Not my area, but good to know it's available.
- Family/child friendly: From what I could see, definitely.
For the Nerds (Tech & Connectivity):
- Internet access – LAN: You know, if you're into that.
- Internet access – wireless: The star of the show.
- Wi-Fi for special events.
- Laptop workspace: Perfect for bloggers like me, and maybe also "work" people.
My Emotional Takeaway:
Look, Back Home Hotel isn't perfect. It's got its quirks, its minor shortcomings (seriously, the buffet could be better!), and you might encounter a few linguistic hiccups. But here's the thing: its heart is in the right place. The staff genuinely cares, the spa is a dream, and it's a great base to explore a fantastic city. It's not just a hotel; it's an experience.
Final Verdict & The Money Shot:
I give Escape to Paradise: Back Home Hotel a solid 4 out of 5 stars.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average itinerary. This is my survival guide to Back Home Hotel Taiwan. Honestly? I'm already exhausted just thinking about it, but hey, adventure, right? (Mostly anxiety, let's be real.)
Back Home Hotel Taiwan: The Disaster Diary (aka, My Attempt at Fun)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Noodle Incident (and Maybe a Bit of Existential Dread)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Ugh. Flight from [Your Home City] to Taipei. Landed at Taoyuan International. Passport control. The usual agonizing wait fueled by airport coffee that tasted suspiciously of sadness. Smooth sailing, but I swear, the air conditioning in the airport was trying to freeze me solid. Note to self: pack a parka for future airport ventures.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Taxi from the airport to the hotel. Let's talk about taxi drivers. Mine was… enthusiastic. Kept pointing and yelling in rapid-fire Mandarin (I think? It could have been interpretive dance, honestly). Finally arrived at Back Home Hotel. The lobby? Cute. Instagrammable. My room? Small. Manageable. My first thought? "Where's the emergency exit?" (Kidding! Kinda.)
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): The Noodle Incident. Okay, look. I found a little hole-in-the-wall place near the hotel. Looked legit. Ordered a bowl of… something. Turns out it was spicy. Really spicy. Tears. Snot. Regret. I think I accidentally set my taste buds on fire. Verdict: delicious, in retrospect. Horrifying, in the moment. Walked back to the hotel feeling like I could breathe fire.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Recover. Watched some terrible Taiwanese TV (without subtitles, because why not?). Ordered room service. (Because even a professional traveler needs a night in.) Felt a moment of profound loneliness and questioned all my life choices. Then, I remembered I packed chocolate and all was right with the world.
- Evening (9:00 PM onwards): Sleep. If I can. Seriously. This jet lag is a beast.
Day 2: Temples, Teahouses, and the Unrelenting Pursuit of Cool
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Woke up late (Hallelujah!). Decided to be "cultural." Visted the Longshan Temple. Amazing. Absolutely breathtaking. The incense was so thick it almost felt like I was swimming in it. People were incredibly nice, even though I'm pretty sure I looked like a lost tourist from space. Took a ridiculous amount of photos. Tried (and failed) to fold my hands in the proper praying position. Felt a strange sense of calm. Maybe this whole "travel" thing is actually going to be okay?
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Teahouse time! Found a charming little place. Ordered oolong tea (because I'm now a sophisticated traveler, duh!). The tea master was… intense. He swirled and poured and explained the intricacies of tea leaves for about 30 minutes. I mostly nodded and smiled, hoping I wasn't doing anything wrong. (Pretty sure I was.) Tea was good, though! And the little cakes? Heaven.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Wandered around Ximending, the shopping district. Overwhelming. Loud. Colorful. I felt like a deer caught in headlights. The sheer amount of stuff was mind-boggling. Ended up buying a pair of socks that looked like sushi. No regrets.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Attempted to eat at a night market. So. Many. Food stalls. So. Many. Smells (some good, some… less so). I bravely ordered something that looked remotely familiar (fried chicken, but with, like, a ton of spices). Ate it standing up, covered in grease, feeling utterly and completely alive. Found a stand selling bubble tea. Ordered a classic. Sucked it down. Glorified.
- Evening (9:00 PM onwards): Back to the hotel. Woke up at 3am because the jetlag. Contemplated life, travel, and the meaning of bubble tea.
Day 3: The Jiufen Pilgrimage (and the Great Question of Souvenirs)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Train to Jiufen. Honestly, the train was packed. Felt like a sardine in a metal box. (Worth it, though!) The scenery was stunning. Mountains, lush jungle, the ocean. I was so happy I could cry. Also, I really needed the bathroom.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Jiufen! Holy. Cow. Absolutely magical. The narrow streets, the teahouses cascading down the hillside, that view! Felt like I’d stepped onto a Studio Ghibli movie set. Got terribly lost a few times, but honestly, that was half the fun. The Great Question: What souvenirs? I found myself staring at kitschy keychains. Then, considered getting a dragon statue. Then, remembered my limited suitcase space. Ended up buying a postcard. (So practical, I know.)
- Afternoon (5:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Returned to Taipei by train.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): More night market adventures. This time, I was a pro (kinda). Ate stinky tofu (it wasn't AS bad as I thought it would be!). Found another bubble tea place and ordered a taro milk tea. Delicious!
- Evening (9:00 PM onwards): Packing up, ready to leave. Did I buy enough things? Did I experience enough things? Will I ever get over the Noodle Incident? (Probably not.) Contemplating all the fun, but the trip is finishing and I'm sad. Maybe next time.
Day 4: Departure and the Bitter-Sweet Goodbye
- Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Breakfast at the hotel. Said a sad goodbye to the front desk staff (who were incredibly sweet and patient with my broken Mandarin). Quick shower, packing.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Taxi to the airport. Another enthusiastic driver. Another adventure (this time, with more hand gestures). Reminisced about the trip.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM onwards): Flight back home. Exhausted, happy, slightly traumatized by the spice. Already planning my return. Back Home Hotel Taiwan, you magnificent, messy, wonderful place. I'll be back. Eventually. Maybe. (Please, send prayers for my digestive system.)
P.S. Don't forget to bring comfortable shoes, a phrasebook (because my attempts at Mandarin were, let's be honest, pathetic), and a sense of humor (because you'll need it). I recommend trying everything. Maybe. Just maybe. And don’t be afraid to get lost. That's when the real stories happen.
P.P.S. The memory foam pillow at Back Home Hotel is incredible. Seriously, worth the trip alone.
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Okay, So... "Escape to Paradise"? Seriously? Is it *actually* paradise? (And what if it's not?)
Alright, let's get real. The name's a bit… optimistic, yeah? Look, it *depends* on what your version of paradise is. If you're picturing white sand beaches and a bottomless Mai Tai (which, admittedly, Taiwan has its moments, but more on that later), lower your expectations slightly. Back Home Hotel *is* in Taiwan, and Taiwan is amazing. It's a sensory explosion. Think bustling night markets that smell of a thousand delicious things, the constant hum of scooters, mountains that make you gasp, and people so incredibly kind, it's almost suspicious. And… it *can* be chaotic. It's not a pre-packaged, perfectly curated experience. And honestly? Sometimes, the imperfections are what make a trip truly memorable.
I went expecting a blissful escape. I *did* get moments of pure zen: sipping tea on a balcony overlooking a rice paddy as the sun set. But I also got lost. Miserably. In the pouring rain. With a dead phone. And I loved it. Later. After a hot shower and a bowl of the best beef noodle soup I’ve ever had in my life. It wasn't *perfect*. But it was real.
The Hotel Itself – Is it... Nice? I'm picturing questionable hygiene.
Okay, deep breaths. No, it’s not a roach motel. (Phew!) Back Home Hotel is… definitely back home-y. They clearly have a good cleaner. I’ve stayed in places that felt… less loved. This one's genuinely clean, but it's not a five-star resort. Think comfortable, maybe slightly dated, but with charm. The beds were comfortable (vital!), the air con worked like a charm (another lifesaver!), and the staff… well, you'll meet the staff in other questions.
And honestly? The quirkiness of the place is what makes it. One time, the elevator decided to take a nap. No biggie. The staff just *smiled* and told us to take the stairs (easy, but remember, there's always a caveat). It's part of the charm. Part of the *experience* .
What's the Food Situation? Will I starve? Or get food poisoning? (My stomach is a drama queen.)
Starve? Absolutely not. Taiwanese food is the stuff of legend. Food poisoning? I can't *promise* anything, but I survived (and my stomach's also a drama queen). The hotel itself *does* have a breakfast, which is included. Basic, but actually pretty good. They have congee (rice porridge) with all sorts of little side dishes, toast, coffee. Don't expect a gourmet buffet, but it'll fill you up and power you through exploring.
But seriously, get out there and try the street food! The night markets are a food lover's heaven. I went HAM on the dumplings, the stinky tofu (yes, I *did* try it, and yes, it smelled like gym socks!), and the bubble tea. If you're adventurous, try everything. If you're worried? Start slow, and drink plenty of water. (And maybe carry some Pepto-Bismol. Just in case.)
The Staff: Are they friendly? Do they speak English (because my Mandarin is… nonexistent)?
Okay, here’s the best part. The staff? Absolutely lovely. They're kind, patient, and genuinely happy to help. English? It’s not perfect, and there’s definitely some communication gaps. Be prepared to use Google Translate, smile a lot, and maybe learn a few basic phrases ('hello,' 'thank you,' 'I'm lost,' etc.). I was amazed by how much they helped me. They gave me (very, very) detailed directions to a local food stall which was amazing... I thought the food was good, but the directions? That was a whole other amazing experience.
One time, I desperately needed a taxi, and I mangled the pronunciation for "taxi" so badly that the poor receptionist looked utterly bewildered. After a moment, she just started waving her arms around in a dramatic fashion, miming a driving motion. Then she pointed to the door. We both burst out laughing. Moments like those are golden. They’re what you remember!
Transportation – How do I get around? Do I need a car? (Please, no driving on the opposite side of the road!)
You do *not* need a car. Public transportation in Taiwan is fantastic. You’ve got the MRT (subway), which is clean, efficient, and easy to navigate. Buses run regularly. And taxis are plentiful and relatively cheap. My advice? Get an EasyCard (like an Oyster card for London, or an Octopus card for Hong Kong.) It makes getting around a breeze. You just tap it on the entry gate in MRT stations and on the bus card reader. I seriously considered getting a tattoo of my EasyCard because I loved it so much. Okay fine, maybe a slight exaggeration. Just remember it's a lifesaver. Learn the bus routes. Seriously. They can take you everywhere. I was so proud of myself when I was able to navigate the bus routes on my own.
Okay, let's talk about what to *actually* do. What are the must-see experiences? And by must-see, I mean, things that are actually worth the hype, not just Instagram fodder.
Alright, ditch the influencer-approved photo ops and listen up. Taipei 101? Pretty cool, especially at night. But forget that, go for the food markets, as I mentioned. The Shilin Night Market is a classic (crowded, but fun). Taroko Gorge National Park is STUNNING. Like, jaw-droppingly, ridiculously breathtaking. Allow a whole day (or two) to explore. I went there, and it was so amazing. I think I went speechless. I sat there and stared at the view. It was like I could feel the mountains, and I was one of them.
But seriously? The *best* thing I did? This is a single experience, and I am doubling down on it. I took a day trip to Jiufen. It’s a former gold-mining town, now a maze of narrow streets, teahouses, and shops selling all sorts of knick-knacks. It’s magical, especially at dusk. I got hopelessly lost (again!), which, as usual, led me to the best experiences. I stumbled into a tea house, where I had the most AMAZING oolong tea. The owner didn't speak much English, but he kept refilling my cup and smiling at me. I sat there for hours, watching the fog roll in over the mountains. It. Was. Perfect. (Almost.)
I could hear the wind, I could smell the tea, I could feel the presence of nature. It was the most immersive experience I've had, and I wish I could do it again! I was there, in that moment, and it was amazing. IHotel Radar Map
